I have pretty mixed feelings about Brooke Hogan most of the time. On the one hand, I think it’s unfair that she gets so much shit about her appearance. On the other, if she didn’t dress like a cheap hooker and wear so much fucking makeup, perhaps people wouldn’t constantly be calling her a tranny. She has incredibly strong features and a softer look would do her a lot of good. You know, lose the fake tan, let her natural hair color come in a little. This whole bleach blonde bimbo thing isn’t for most people but it definitely isn’t for her.

But anyway, none of that is really important. What’s important is that she’s kind of an idiot. On her new show, “Brooke Knows Best,” Brooke gives Miss Teen South Carolina a run for her money when she tried to talk about something she knows very little about – politics. Watch the video for the real reason Hillary Clinton would have made a bad president. (Hint: It has nothing to do with her healthcare plan.)

Seeing as how this is hot on the heels of Heidi Montag endorsing John McCain, I just can’t wait to see who’ll throw in their two cents next. Kim Kardashian? Paris Hilton? Maybe Tila Tequila will surprise us all by writing a deep poem about how she really wanted to vote for Kucinich but she was betrayed yet again.